Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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