whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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