Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wish you could order shots online.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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