come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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