Moan for me like Helen Keller
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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