What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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