Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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