So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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