you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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