wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I think people are normalizing furries
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Randomize
