I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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