It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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