what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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