i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Even my vagina gasped.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Randomize
