You're so nebulous sometimes
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
there was a trapeze. enough said
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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