Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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