Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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