He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
The adults are the big ones right?
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