Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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