But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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