Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
