Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
well you can't waste a boner
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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