he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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