i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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