VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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