Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Randomize
