I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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