he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Someone stole a lamp last night.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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