woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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