i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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