I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
These tits shall not be calmed
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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