There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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