Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
My vagina just clenched in fear
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
