Its about making memories worth repressing
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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