We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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