Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
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