what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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