grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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