I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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