I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
It's rum buckets o'clock
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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