Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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