she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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