your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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