You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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