Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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