So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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