Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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