last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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