Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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