pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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