yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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